The Un-cooler Than You Blog

So, my sister has become a "Pampered Chef Consultant." If you don't know about Pampered Chef, think Tupperware meets Mary Kay. This is essentially a sector of the American Business Landscape that is fueled entirely by guilt. It's a guilt-based economy, so to speak.

So, I'm about to send out an invitation to a Pampered Chef Party at our tiny little apartment. We have six chairs, so I'm thinking if 4 people come, we've got a pretty comfy arrangement. If you read this blog, and are interested in attending, I will add you to the evite. Thursday, Oct. 27th. Be there or be a square baking stone.

Oh Morrissey, how I love you. I forgive you for wearing a band aid over your nipple in the November Spawned a Monster video. Now dance, darling,

So, this morning, while brushing my teeth, I silently sang the Binky's Cartoon Theater song from Shakes the Clown. Is it wrong?

Good mornin' kids, I'm up with the sun
Ready for games, laughs, and cartoon fun
Binky's my name... I'm livin' life in the fun lane
So come on board - the cartoon fun train

It's a fun-a-delic show... no other show can match it...
BINKY CARTOON FEVER - aaaaaaaaaaaaaa....catch it!

I love that movie. Have a nice day!