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Dear Scratch,

I love you, hus-band. I need you more than Benson needs Stabler. Munch's wealth of conspiracy theories cannot explain our undeniable bond. B.D. Wong himself has diagnosed me as Crazy...crazy in love with you, that is! Am I fit to stand trial in the courtroom of your heart? We'll just have to see. I love you more than the longest holdiay weekend SVU Marathon on USA Network, and to those who know me, that's sayin' something.

Happy Valentine's Day!

So, Scratch and I are going to a friend's birthday party tonight. It's in a club. With DJs and stuff. This person is so cool that even VIPs have to pay cover to get into the birthday party! No, it's not Paris Hilton! Even though I know you thought that! So we are cool by association because we are friends with the Birthday Girl and therefore invited to this kind of a party. I'm having a very "My Super Sweet Sixteen" moment here! I hope I don't embarass myself!

If you're going too, maybe I'll see you there! And seriously? This person is super cool, I am not making fun of her, I am making fun of the fact that I don't know anyone who would pay to come to my birthday party!