The Un-cooler Than You Blog

I want to blog about work, but there was this big article in the Trib about how you shouldn't blog about work or you could get Fi-rrrred. But I think I'm safe in listing my dream careers:

• TV Critic
• TV Writer (but just punch-ups, it's way easier to make someone else's stuff funny than have to come up with stuff yourself, see "tv critic" above.)
• Book Reader (not a critic, just someone who gets paid to read)
• Professional Talk Show Guest / Fill-in Talk Show Host
• Famous Actress

Funny - when I was a kid, my dream careers involved a lot more schooling and work (veternarian, scientist, serious actress) than my current aspirations. Ah, someday. For now, I will just keep doing my current job for as long as possible.