The Un-cooler Than You Blog

Well, Food Network. You got close - physically close, that is. If you had gone just a few blocks north and a little west of the HB cafe, you would have found your new star-in-waiting, Chef Scratch. His show would be called "Don't Touch That!" and he would be the hero of all frustrated budding chefs who have annoying sidekicks/spouses always wanting to 'help' by 'stirring' things. Until that fateful day, you'll just have to read his blog. Wait 'til next year.