Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Everyone Is OK and GOGORIFIC
The Cardinal is back to giving press conferences, my sister swallowed a camera to find out she does not have cancer, but can't eat pasta anymore, and I'm go-going with the Pontani Sisters to get in shape and provide Scratch with some G-Rated entertainment (watching the Pontani Sisters, not me huffing and puffing to keep up with them.)
And we're buying an apartment! And I won a TV I think! And great great great! Yay, me!
In other news, we are going to see some 5th-grader basketball on Saturday. My nephews are all athletic and stuff, and we are going to see some real-life 10 year old hustle in the 'burbs! Jealous? I know you are! I am psyched, because I want to get all Skiles-face on the kids, and be like "What the EFF YOU SEE KAY! I will bench you like I did Sweetney! You're in the doghouse buddy!" But Scratch will keep me in line. Maybe.