Friday, June 23, 2006
Mr. Whiskers, however, almost always throws some tricks in the mix, since of late he goes from puddle of cat to insane banshee in 3 seconds.
Scratch & I watched the movie Beyond the Sea last night. The one thing I wanted to learn about Bobby Darin was how he came across the song Mack the Knife and what he thought of it. Nah. I did find out that Bobby Darin looked 50 when he was 16 and was kind of an asshole.
Someday, I want to be so rich and have so much juice in Hollywood that I will be allowed to produce and star in "Cry Me a River: The Julie London Story." Nevermind that I am fat and brunette. Nevermind that the movie will skip all of her pinup years and her marriages to Jack Webb and Bobby Troup, and just be 90 minutes of Julie preparing for her cameo in The Girl Can't Help It. I want a vanity project, and I'm not going to stop clawing my way to the top until I get one! Tom Hanks would play Tom Ewell, and Jamie Foxx would play Little Richard. In a stroke of Hollywood casting, the Edmond O'Brien role would be filled by Jay Z, and he would do a hip hop remix of Rock around the Rockpile for the soundtrack only. Rockpile dust is on my shoes! I was trying to find the lyrics but I couldn't.
Wait... what? You've never seen THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT????? Get your sorry self to a video store already. Sheesh.