Friday, July 01, 2005
I will watch Yankee Doodle Dandy, maybe, if channel 11 shows it. Otherwise, it's a completley boring, unpatriotic weekend. No Turkey Legs & Toe Rings Fests, no sparklers, nothing. And I'm not even sad or bummed, I'm relieved. Is it wrong? Or do most people like us stay inside and hide from people who like to eat standing up?